-We’ve all had lazy moments in our lives when we just don’t feel like making any extra effort. Whether it’s from exhaustion after a long hard day at work, from being an overworked parent, or from being sick. But there are some people out there that have taken laziness to a whole new level that you just can’t help but laugh out loud at their stupidity or look on in amazement at their bold cleverness.
1. Headphones "LifeHack"
Probably the only time you have a stethoscope just lying around is if you’re studying a medical major in college.
There’s a much easier hack and you won’t even need to get up off the couch to do it. Just turn the volume low (or off) and turn on the closed captioning in whatever app you’re viewing. This works great for streaming apps but sucks horrendously on YouTube! Another bonus to my suggestion is maybe your grammar and reading skill will improve too as you’ll be reading everything.
2. LAZY LINEUP
I love this one! This is how waiting in a line should be done! We've all waited in line: at the grocery store, at the DMV, or even at Comic-Cons.
It's certainly better than the "take a number, we'll call you" method. As a Deaf person, the ticket system does NOT work as there's been countless times I've told employees at Government offices "Please come and get me instead of calling my number" and after a looooong wait find out they called my number several times but moved on to the next number.
3. LAZINESS LEVEL 62
This one makes me cringe. I just hope he at least tore the plastic off the bulb base before screwing it in. Now we know why there are so many "How many _____ does it take to screw in a lightbulb" jokes out there.
You think only one side of the room is getting lit as the cardboard is blocking the light from the other side?
Anyone want to take bets on what'll happen here?
4. NOT THAT HUNGRY
Are you seriously so freakiing lazy that you can’t even peel a label off your damn food?
I thought my cousins were lazy when they would toss their apple cores up on top of the entertainment unit while they laid on the floor watching TV. (The fruit flies gave it away after a few weeks).
Such a sad waste of food.
5. FIX IT WITH DUCT TAPE
OK I admit this is cool. You can fix anything with duct tape.
I know how hard it is to hold up a tablet without your arm going numb. There’s also times where I’ve drifted off and dropped the tablet right onto my face.
The problem here is when he needs to take his tablet elsewhere, the gumminess from the duct tape residue would be so messy and annoying.
6. The PET PETTER
Now this is so sad it’s funny. The inventor is even willing to put his name on it too! Hello Todd Lawson, just letting you know that your pets hate you now.
The different descriptions on the box are cracking me up “Up to 85ppm (Pats Per Minute)”; “4 speeds/4 hair lengths”; “Rechargable for hotel use”. Oh, so you’re willing to take your pet everywhere but still won’t touch them?
Nice going Todd. If you’re going to be so lazy not to pet your furry pals, I’d hate to see how lazy you are to feed or clean up after them. Just do your pets a favor and find a more loving home for them and while you’re at it, throw out all those dead plants too.
7. TOO LAZY TO LOOK FOR A DATE
Wait! What? You want to hire a lady to help you look for a date? I’d be willing to work for an easy $100 bucks for only about 5 hours of work a week, but I don’t meet his qualifications (whew).
This whole ad is an irony - requesting a woman with good taste, educated, and a discerning eye - but women with exactly those qualities will certainly avoid this ad like the plague. For those who do apply, please warn all the ladies you come across!
He’d be much better off letting his mother do it for him, she’d have a more “discerning” view and she’ll be able to look up the potential date’s background faster and deeper than the FBI could.
8. WE KNOW THE GOVERNMENT IS LAZY
This is the ultimate laziness displayed by a government worker! How freaking hard is it to get out of your truck, walk around to the front, lift it up by it’s tail and then toss it into the bush?
"It's above my pay grade" is the newest excuse I've seen going around. I don't give a crap if it's not in your job description - go above and beyond and do your damn service!
9. TOO LAZY TO PISS
“I wish they’d invent something so I can piss easier”.
Yeah dude it’s called a Toilet! The chair even has rockers on it, so you can rock it instead of shake it?
Seriously dude get off your lazy ass!
10. THERE'S ASSEMBLY REQUIRED?
Don't you think if you're THAT lazy that it'll be easier to just scrounge for some milk cartons or boxes instead? You'll save money as well!
If you're just inept in assembling things then buy the floor model that's already assembled and you'll still save money too.
11. I WENT TO THE GYM
If you go to this gym (or the other one that serves pizza and bagels), don’t ask me why you’re not getting fit and losing weight.
Having an escalator to get to your gym kinds of defeats the purpose of going doesn’t it?
But again, this'll help on "Leg Day" when you're just too weak to walk down safely.
12. FACETIMING MY OVEN
OK, how far away from the kitchen is he to need to do this?
Why is the screen crooked? What is he propping it up with? The oven mitts?
It's not a bad idea and would benefit the Deaf community as we can't hear the Timer Eh?
13. LET'S ORDER OUT
We all get too tired or too lazy to cook so we decide to order out. Nothing wrong with that.
Now it’s just depressing when your pizza arrives like this. I’d call them back and get that lazy ass worker, who’s too lazy to slice sausages for my pizza, fired from his job.
We frequent a fast food place here that frequently gets our order wrong. We'd go back and get it fixed and occasionally get a coupon for future orders. But after yet another mix-up, Randy called the manager on the phone to complain that yet again they've got the order wrong again. The manager's comment "What do you want me to do about it?" Well, she no longer works there now.
14. SETTING A GREAT EXAMPLE MOM
Oh Mom, that's just asking for trouble!
Don't you know that just leaning forward to push the stroller will make the Segway go faster?
Haven't you seen videos of mishaps with Segways because people couldn't ride them properly?
This makes me cringe.
15. IT'S NOT THAT IMPORTANT
This house probably belonged to the guy who achieved Laziness Level 62 and the packaging finally caught fire.
You and I both thought of that when we saw that first picture right?
According to the FireChief Magazine laziness is usually a sign of incompetence, arrogance, and avoidance.
“Better to be seen as contrary or lazy than incompetent.” may be some people’s solution to their problems that we’ve seen above.
Maybe they rather sit on the box than try and assemble the chair and be ridiculed for it.
So even though we had a good laugh at some of these people, we should really look at the hidden meaning behind it and resolve to help them out.
But for some others, they’re just damn lazy!